homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

(via hissorrow22)

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

(via hissorrow22)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via hissorrow22)

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via hissorrow22)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: guystud, via asian)

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl, via stability)

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

(via pizza)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via borinq)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via tris-in-wonderland)

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

(via tris-in-wonderland)

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour, via tris-in-wonderland)

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

(via pizza)

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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(via guy)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via joshpeck)